Ever set a New Year’s resolution and then immediately thought, “Well, that’s ambitious”? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. But here’s the thing—there’s no such thing as an unrealistic dream, just underwhelming follow-through. Here are five hilariously practical steps to make those dreams a reality:
1. Picture your dream like it’s the next blockbuster movie.
Close your eyes (after you finish reading this, obviously) and imagine your dream in IMAX—full surround sound, high-def detail. Write down exactly what you see, because science says so. Dr. Gail Matthews at Dominican University discovered that people who write down their goals are 42% more likely to achieve them. That’s practically a superpower! So grab a pen and make it official.
2. Ignore the peanut gallery.
Your neighbor Bob, who hasn’t exercised since the Reagan administration, probably isn’t your go-to for advice on running a marathon. Instead, listen to people who’ve been where you want to go. The armchair critics? Leave them in their armchairs—preferably with a good view of you crushing it.
3. Find your dream squad.
Now that you’ve tuned out the Debbie Downers, it’s time to build your hype team. Surround yourself with people and stories that scream, “You can do this!” Whether it’s a friend who defied the odds or a podcast about epic dream chasers, fill your brain with their energy. You’re the average of the five people you spend the most time with, so choose wisely—and maybe leave your cat out of this one.
4. Channel your future self.
Fast-forward to 90-year-old you. Are they sitting on a porch, telling epic tales of victory, or are they grumbling about all the things they didn’t try? Spoiler: Future You wants stories, not regrets. Even if you don’t nail everything, giving it your all will be the plot twist you’ll thank yourself for.
5. Get off the couch.
Dreams don’t come true through osmosis or Netflix binges. A bodybuilder doesn’t bulk up by scrolling through gym memes. Whatever your dream is, it’s time to take that first (possibly awkward) step. Yes, it’s work—but the good kind, like the feeling you get after finally cleaning out your junk drawer. Action beats intention every single time.
Now go forth, dream big, and make your future self high-five you through time.